Americans are fond of referring to their country as "the greatest nation on earth". Until recently, I didn't believe any country deserved that description. But today I think there is a strong contender for the title.

China is the world's oldest living civilisation. It has recovered from over a century of colonial oppression and lifted its citizens out of poverty. As its growth continues, China is poised to become the world's largest economy and a technology leader that is second to none. By 2030, I believe it will be an indisputable fact that China is the greatest nation on earth.

I need to understand China, from a Chinese perspective. This is my journey.

Tuesday 29 November 2022

When I Made A Pun In Chinese (And Got Praise For It)

I had come across this interesting lesson on Du Chinese, called "Did you do it for nothing?"

Essentially, it's about a Chinese idiom for doing something in vain.

If you go to your friend's house to hang out, but he/she isn't at home, then your trip was in vain. You might then say,

"我白来了!" "wǒ bái láile!" ("I came in vain!", literally, "I white/blank came")

白 bái, which literally means "white" or "blank", is used idiomatically to describe a wasteful activity.

Someone I follow on Twitter tweeted a photo of a student protesting during the shortlived "color revolution" over the weekend of November 26th-27th. As per the fad or fashion of the protesters, they were holding up a blank sheet of paper.

It immediately struck me that the protests (that had by then fizzled out) could be aptly described by the Chinese idiom that I'd learnt.

So I tweeted:

我"白"抗议了! wǒ "bái" kàngyìle! ("I protested in vain!", or literally "I white/blank protested!")

A number of people "liked" my tweet. Most gratifying of all was the comment by @HarrietInForest:

先生您的中文太棒了吧!xiānshēng nín de zhōngwén tài bàngle ba! ("Sir, your Chinese is amazing!")

I felt a burst of encouragement, a feeling of

加油! jiāyóu! ("Come on!" or "More power to you!", literally "Add fuel!")

I was doubly gratified. (1) I was being praised (however undeservedly) for my language skills, and (2) I had successfully made a witty remark in a language I was still learning.